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Headline Act Cruise Ship Contracts $1500 - $2500+ (£1000 - £2000+) Per Week image

Headline Act Cruise Ship Contracts $1500 - $2500+ (£1000 - £2000+) Per Week

If you are a Singer, Musician (Solo / Multi Instrumentalist), Comedian, Stage Magician, Illusionist, Juggler, Pianist Singer, Ventriloquist, Speciality Act, Hypnotist, Tribute Act, Tribute Band or any other Act looking to perform as a Headline Act (performing your act in the main theatre), our team here at Entertainers...

Applicants can apply from: Worldwide Location: Cruise Ship Application Dates: 16th Feb, 2021 - 12th Feb, 2024 Fee Offered: Fixed Fee - £1000 - £2000+ ($1500 - $2500+) Per Week Company / Booker: *Members Only*
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Virtual / Interactive Entertainers Needed image

Virtual / Interactive Entertainers Needed

- Do you have a great show deliverable to our clients remotely?

We are seeking fantastic entertainers capable of delivering a great online entertainment experience via Zoom or a similar video utility. For audiences ranging in numbers from 5 up to 450. Mainly corporate clients but also some private events. It doesn't matter what your style of entertainment is as long as you can...

Applicants can apply from: UK: Yorkshire, NI, NW England, East Midlands, East of England, Wales, NE England, SE, London, SW, West Midlands, Scotland / Ireland / US Location: UK: NW England, Wales, NI, East of England, Scotland, West Midlands, London, SE, SW / Ireland / US / Canada Application Dates: 15th Feb, 2021 - 31st Dec, 2021 Fee Offered: Fixed Fee - TBC Company / Booker: *Members Only*
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Phenomenal Cruise Ship Headline Acts Required image

Phenomenal Cruise Ship Headline Acts Required

- Modern acts with a real 'wow' factor

The Entertainment Consultancy have been supplying cruise lines worldwide for many years. We are always seeking the greatest modern headline cruise acts on the planet! Vocal, comedy, variety, magic, instrumental etc... if you have two truly outstanding shows then we want to hear from you. Although most of the cruis...

Applicants can apply from: UK: Yorkshire, NI, NW England, East Midlands, East of England, Wales, NE England, SE, London, SW, West Midlands, Scotland / Ireland / US / Canada / Australia / New Zealand / China / Netherlands / United Arab Emirates Location: Cruise Ship Application Dates: 23rd Dec, 2020 - 31st Dec, 2021 Fee Offered: Fixed Fee - TBC Company / Booker: *Members Only*
Comedians Wanted - Stand-Up Comedians Required For LOL Comedy Nights In Wales - Starting From 15 November 2021 - £450 image

Comedians Wanted - Stand-Up Comedians Required For LOL Comedy Nights In Wales - Starting From 15 November 2021 - £450

- New monthly comedy night

Theatr Ardudwy proudly present a new monthly comedy night "LOL Comedy Nights" starting from November 15th 2021. We are looking for 4 stand-up comedians to join us every month for this event. ...

Applicants can apply from: UK Location: UK: Wales Application Dates: 25th Jun, 2021 - 15th Nov, 2021 Fee Offered: Fixed Fee - £450 Company / Booker: *Members Only*
Magician Or Comedian Wanted For Virtual Event - 13 August 2021 image

Magician Or Comedian Wanted For Virtual Event - 13 August 2021

Online virtual event. Event Location: Virtual Event Date 13 August 2021...

Applicants can apply from: Worldwide Location: Australia Application Dates: 27th Jul, 2021 - 12th Aug, 2021 Fee Offered: Please provide a quote Company / Booker: *Members Only*
Entertainers Wanted For National Television Variety Show In Orlando, Florida image

Entertainers Wanted For National Television Variety Show In Orlando, Florida

- Dancers, Quick Change Acts, Aerialists, Singers, Comedians - all kinds

We are producing a weekly NATIONAL television show airing prime time on Sunday nights. Looking for professional choreographers, television/radio announcers, tap dancers, quick change acts, jazz dance groups, ballet, rhythmic gymnasts, animal acts, aerial acts , singers, comics and all kinds of family oriented entertai...

Applicants can apply from: Worldwide Location: US: Florida Application Dates: 04th Jul, 2021 - 09th Oct, 2021 Fee Offered: Fee depending on number of appearances Company / Booker: *Members Only*
Entertainers Wanted For Opening Night Gala In Wales - £400  image

Entertainers Wanted For Opening Night Gala In Wales - £400

- Reopening Concert - Singers, Comedians, Drag Acts & Musical Theatre

KMD Productions Ltd and Ignite LIVE UK with Theatr Ardudwy proudly present "Opening Night Gala". We are currently looking for singers, comedians, drag performers, musical theatre performers and a headline act to us for our reopening concert. ...

Applicants can apply from: UK Location: UK: Wales Application Dates: 25th Jun, 2021 - 20th Aug, 2021 Fee Offered: Fixed Fee - £400 Company / Booker: *Members Only*
Entertainers Wanted In Care Homes - Across The UK - £40 - £70 Per Hour image

Entertainers Wanted In Care Homes - Across The UK - £40 - £70 Per Hour

- Care Home Entertainers - all act types considered

Do you have a gift for entertaining people? We are looking for talented entertainers to join our roster of artists performing across Surrey, Berkshire, Hampshire, Oxfordshire, Buckinghamshire, Northamptonshire and Rutland, within care homes and for the elderly. We are currently seeking Singers, Entertainers, Magician...

Applicants can apply from: UK: East Midlands, SE Location: UK: Northampton, Guildford Application Dates: 08th Jun, 2021 - 31st Aug, 2021 Fee Offered: £40-£70 per hour Company / Booker: *Members Only*
Function & Party Bands, Duo's, Solos Musicians and Other Entertainers Wanted For Various Events In The UK image

Function & Party Bands, Duo's, Solos Musicians and Other Entertainers Wanted For Various Events In The UK

- For weddings and other private & corporate events, nationwide UK

The Entertainment Consultancy is one of the UK's leading agencies with over 30 years experience servicing discerning corporate & private clients throughout the UK as well as international clients and cruise lines, worldwide. Our business is now seeing an up turn so we are taking this opportunity to review our current ...

Applicants can apply from: UK Location: UK Application Dates: 23rd Dec, 2020 - 31st Dec, 2021 Fee Offered: Fixed Fee - TBC Company / Booker: *Members Only*
Solo Artists & Cabaret Acts Wanted On Crystal Cruise Ships image

Solo Artists & Cabaret Acts Wanted On Crystal Cruise Ships

Crystal Cruise Line are looking for Solo Artists & Cabaret Acts to perform on their Cruise Ships. Please apply for full information....

Applicants can apply from: Worldwide Location: Cruise Ship Application Dates: 30th Aug, 2020 - 20th Sep, 2022 Company / Booker: *Members Only*
Comedians Job - Clean Stand-Up Comedian Wanted For Event In Turners Hill, West Sussex - 12 February 2022 image

Comedians Job - Clean Stand-Up Comedian Wanted For Event In Turners Hill, West Sussex - 12 February 2022

You have received a request for your The Steve Hewlett Show - Ventriloquist profile from a client named Michael Midgen: I am organising a birthday dinner for my wife (significant birthday, free bus pass etc.) at the Alexander House Hotel in Turners Hill, Sussex on the 12th February 2022. It will be a private dinner f...

Applicants can apply from: UK Location: UK: SE Application Dates: 03rd Jun, 2021 - 31st Dec, 2021 Fee Offered: Please provide a quote Company / Booker: *Members Only*
British Clean Stand-Up Comedians Required For Cruise Ship Engagements Worldwide image

British Clean Stand-Up Comedians Required For Cruise Ship Engagements Worldwide

- UK Stand Up Comedians / Comedy Impressionists / Comedy Speciality

We are seeking Professional, Clean and Talented UK Stand Up Comedians and Comedy Acts to entertain mixed demographic audiences onboard luxury cruise ships throughout the world. Ideally you MUST have a minimum of 90 minutes of different material (Two different 45 minute shows), although comedians with 70 minutes of dif...

Applicants can apply from: UK: NI, Wales, East Midlands, NW England, Yorkshire, NE England, Scotland, London, SE, SW, West Midlands, East of England Location: Cruise Ship Application Dates: 17th Dec, 2019 - 05th Oct, 2022 Fee Offered: Fixed Fee - TBD Company / Booker: *Members Only*
Adult Stand-Up Comedian Wanted For Comedy Night In Oswaldtwistle, Lancashire - Flexible On Dates image

Adult Stand-Up Comedian Wanted For Comedy Night In Oswaldtwistle, Lancashire - Flexible On Dates

We are interested in organising a comedy night with the view to having 3 comedians to share the night from 8pm to 11pm. We would also require an MC to run the night. The event will take place in a Social Club with an attendance of around 80. We are flexible on dates but would prefer a Friday night....

Applicants can apply from: UK Location: UK: NW England Application Dates: 07th Jul, 2021 - 01st Oct, 2021 Fee Offered: Please provide a quote Company / Booker: *Members Only*
Comedians Job - Adult Stand-Up Comedian Wanted For 40th Birthday In Liverpool - 18 September 2021 image

Comedians Job - Adult Stand-Up Comedian Wanted For 40th Birthday In Liverpool - 18 September 2021

Hi it's my 40th birthday party and I'm having it in private garden I've got a DJ and Saxophonist booked and was looking to see how much a comedian would be for 90 minutes entertainment thanks. There will be approximately 40 guests thanks. Event Location: Liverpool Event Date: 18th September 2021 ...

Applicants can apply from: UK Location: UK: Liverpool Application Dates: 24th Jun, 2021 - 11th Sep, 2021 Fee Offered: Please provide a quote Company / Booker: *Members Only*
Comedian Wanted - Adult Stand-Up Comedian Required For Comedy Night In Aylesford, Kent - 11 September 2021 image
Applicants can apply from: UK Location: UK: SE Application Dates: 03rd Jun, 2021 - 31st Aug, 2021 Fee Offered: Please provide a quote Company / Booker: *Members Only*
Comedian Job - Adult Stand-Up Comedian Wanted For Event In Stoke-On-Trent - 14 May 2022 image

Comedian Job - Adult Stand-Up Comedian Wanted For Event In Stoke-On-Trent - 14 May 2022

This is for the evening party after an all day author event. After a busy day chatting with everyone and signing books I want our authors to have a fun evening. I do have some other acts lined up for the start of the evening and am looking for someone to compere and introduce them and then have a set of their own befor...

Applicants can apply from: UK Location: UK: Stoke-on-Trent Application Dates: 20th May, 2021 - 20th Nov, 2021 Fee Offered: Please provide a quote Company / Booker: *Members Only*
Stand-Up Comedians Wanted For Top Cruise Ship Agency image

Stand-Up Comedians Wanted For Top Cruise Ship Agency

We're looking for professional comedians with experience in land based comedy clubs, cruise ships, resorts, casinos and colleges. You must have an original family friendly and an adult (18+) show, each 30-55 minutes in length. Most of all, material needs to be funny! Comedians are typically away for three to seven ...

Applicants can apply from: Worldwide Location: Cruise Ship Application Dates: 04th May, 2021 - 04th May, 2022 Company / Booker: *Members Only*
Comedian Job - Comedian Wanted For Virtual Event - 14 September 2021 image

Comedian Job - Comedian Wanted For Virtual Event - 14 September 2021

- Must speak English - CET time zone

I'm looking for a comedian for our 3 year anniversary party (September, 14.), we are a startup, we have a website related to blockchain and crypto currencies, we have colleagues all around the word so the event would be online. The comedianmust speak english and be available in CET time. As a funny detail our top mana...

Applicants can apply from: Worldwide Application Dates: 19th Jul, 2021 - 19th Aug, 2021 Company / Booker: *Members Only*
Comedian Job - Comedian Required For Company Summer Party In Manchester  - 6 August 2021 image

Comedian Job - Comedian Required For Company Summer Party In Manchester - 6 August 2021

I am running an event for our company's summer party on the 6th August. We are looking to hire a comedian to do somewhat of a speech/roast on the company. We would love to work with the comedian and give anecdotes etc so they you can make it their own. Event location: Brickhouse Social, 11-13 New Wakefield Street,...

Applicants can apply from: UK Location: UK: Manchester Application Dates: 05th Jul, 2021 - 05th Aug, 2021 Fee Offered: Please provide a quote Company / Booker: *Members Only*
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Comedians Wanted To Headline Holland America Cruise Lines

Holland America are looking for talented Comedians to entertain guests on their Main Stage. Performers could be engaged for as short as two days or as long as several months. Please apply for full information....

Applicants can apply from: Worldwide Location: Cruise Ship Application Dates: 13th Aug, 2020 - 14th Sep, 2022 Company / Booker: *Members Only*

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